I define myself as me.

enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:14:33 -0400

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

These are the types of people on tumblr… not anorexic girls and whatever other things they said on the news…

enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:14:29 -0400

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:13:23 -0400

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

loveladispute: omg

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:13:06 -0400

loveladispute:

omg

thebravedontsurrender: afadedbouquet: brunomarsislife: THE...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:12:46 -0400

thebravedontsurrender:

afadedbouquet:

brunomarsislife:

THE MOST ACCURATE GIFSET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Jenna Marbles describes the female tumblr world with complete accuracy.

should i be embarrassed to reblog this because im fuCKING NOT

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:12:10 -0400

ahlistenalison: true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:11:02 -0400

ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

love-lyroses: Click for more here! ✿

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:10:46 -0400

love-lyroses:

Click for more here! ✿

discovers: not today

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:10:33 -0400

discovers:

not today

Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:10:17 -0400

Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:10:06 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:55 -0400

midwest-meltdown: Literally me

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:42 -0400

midwest-meltdown:

Literally me

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:24 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:11 -0400

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:03 -0400

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

the-world-man: hail from storm in OKC today. scroll my wtf

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:08:43 -0400

the-world-man:

hail from storm in OKC today.

scroll my wtf

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:08:35 -0400

Forever reblog

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:07:44 -0400

Forever reblog

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:07:37 -0400